today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
this is extremely useful especially when someone you know cheats on your sister
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
so the fished died from drowning?
Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:
Is this healthy?
Is this good for me?
I am crying I love this too much